when it was beautiful.

"this is my white friend
and this here is my brown friend. he likes chicken."

"hahah i like chicken too!"

"do you like KFC?"

"yes, i do."

"do you eat KFC every day?"

"ummmm...no.  i'm too broke to eat there every day."

"well my white friend here owns KFC!"

"uuuh, okay?"

"he'll give you KFC every day."